AD WIZARDS: The Nutty Professional Baseball Player
You might not remember major leaguer Mark Littell (most likely because he's primarily known for being a mediocre Kansas City Royals pitcher back in the late 70's), but this commercial for his athletic support product "The NuttyBuddy", is pretty unforgettable. In less than two minutes, Littell sexually harasses a "sweet-looking" high school girl named Lacey, randomly tells us he's not a transvestite, repeatedly refers to his "cajonies", hoists himself atop two Igloo water coolers wearing tight spandex shorts and a backwards batting helmet, and voluntarily takes a 100-mph fastball right in the junk, all to demonstrate the effectiveness of what his patented athletic cup, and all under the watchful gaze of Masa Koyanagi, the "Asian trainer" whose purpose is never clearly explained.
The NuttyBuddy comes in three sizes: "The Boss", "The Hog", and "El Jefe". I don't know what it means, but some reason I feel like I should purchase the Spanish one.
