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BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

On the morning of a high school game I used to eat a whole box of Wheaties before I pitched. Yum yum, eat 'em up! After the game I used a whole roll of toilet paper. Our locker room was either a field of cotton or soybeans, so I'd take a left outta the dugout and across a gravel road and that was my outhouse. At that time of the year, six to ten inches of plant growth didn't do much for privacy but plenty of relief and fertilizer were spread around in much haste. Now that's good shit.

 

All I Want for Nuttmas is NuttyBuddy Lock Compression Shorts!

All I Want for Nuttmas is NuttyBuddy Lock Compression Shorts!
All I Want for Nuttmas is NuttyBuddy Lock Compression Shorts!

Give yourself, or that nutty someone you love, the gift of comfort and protection with a NuttyBuddy.

Greetings festive nutts, hopefully as this holly jolly month begins you will join us in decorating the tree with NuttyBuddy athletic cups, NuttyBuddy Lock Compression Shorts and Jocks. After all, what could be better than the gift of protecting the boys in comfort? That’s why we suggest you add NuttyBuddy compression shorts to the list you write for Santa RamRod.

NuttyBuddy Lock compression shorts offer more comfort than a suit made out of napping kittens and puppies, and are compatible with the NuttyBuddy cup and jock, which is good news for everyone. But, it doesn’t stop there, our compression shorts have some more wacky uses too.

Here is a list of some of them:

  1. The nuttiest jester’s hat to wear to a party. After all, how many other people will be wearing comfy compression shorts on their head?
  2. An emergency slingshot to scare squirrels away from your nuts.
  3. A tiny hammock to hold your NuttyBuddy in style.
  4. Padding to ship a NuttyBuddy to someone (whose nuts) you care about.
  5. A fashion statement to wear over your regular pants when off the field, so everyone knows you support protecting the boys (and being supported).
  6. The world's nuttiest Nuttmas tree ornament. 

So, remember to leave out the bacon and coffee for RamRod this Nuttmas. He helps protect the boys. 

Protect Your Giblets this Thanksgiving with a NuttyBuddy

Protect Your Giblets this Thanksgiving with a NuttyBuddy

PROTECT YOUR GIBLETS

This month is about more than just the giblets and cranberry sauce, or grandpa’s sweet potato casserole. No, November is really a month about gratitude for what we have. So, we’d like to make sure we outline the ‘attitude’ in gratitude—the attitude to protect your giblets.

​First, make sure you aren’t trying to stuff your turkey into the wrong sized pan—we make 5  different sizes of our Classic and 3 sizes of our Flex NuttyBuddys (the most sizes of any athletic cup company) for a reason. To ensure the proper protection, we offer a tool online to help you find the best fit, but are also happy to help with comments, questions, or concerns with sizing. We want you to be protected and comfortable, so please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Second, we’d like to remind you that a lot of people take the boys for granted until something happens to them in a game. Remember to be grateful for your boys, and for the parents who protected theirs so that you could make it into this world too. NuttyBuddy® is all about family, and closeness, and protecting the family jewels. So, we’d be grateful if you let us help you protect your boys.

Finally, if you haven't yet had a chance to see our recently released videos, you're going to want to check them out. (They are on our website under Videos or our social media pages) Mark Littell, aka Captain Ramrod embarks on some wacky adventures as he talks about Protecting The Boys®.

And this is just the start!

Happy Thanksgiving NuttNation!